68 – Sexy Poetry
For the record, Aiden means no disrespect toward prostitutes. He’s just not about that life. Also, please do not send people crazy sexual poetry unless you’re sure they’re cool with it. I don’t want to condone unsolicited awkward text messages.
Vote incentive this week is a little on the shippy side, but not so much so that the non-shippers will find it gross or anything. Hopefully this will help the Kaiden shippers forgive me for having Aiden express interest in another girl. 😉
I came up with a bunch of those silly poems while brainstorming. I posted a few to my twitter already, but here are some of the ones I wrote down. Just be warned – they are extremely stupid:
Roses are red
Stars are in space
You’re really pretty
Sit on my face
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I’ll do a good job
of slurping your nurple
Roses are red
Blue is the sea
Dark hallways are scary
2spooky4me
Roses are red
Snow is chilly
I volunteer
to fuck you silly
Roses are red
Sunshine is warm
Your photos are almost
better than porn
Roses are red
Ducks aren’t geese
Let’s rob a bank
Fuck da police
Weed gets you high
higher than heaven
I rate this poem
a 5/7
Roses are red
So are most bricks
I masturbate
to most of your pics
Roses are red
Sugar is sweet
I look at your facebook
while beating my meat
Roses are red
There are seven sins
I’m going in dry
LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEENKINS
Roses are red
So is your blood
If I were to kill you
Your body’d go “thud”
Roses are red
Moo goes the cow
Hey look – aliens
Ayy lmao
Roses are red
Oil is slick
I’ll make it worthwhile
if you ride on my dick
Happy Valentine’s day you beautiful fucks
I’m keeping these to share with a very special friend of mine who will also appreciate them. Don’t worry, I’ll eventually tell him they belong to you.
I know it’s too late for Valentine’s Day, but here’s my contribution to the compilation of wonderfully depraved poems:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d like to put
My fingers in you
Roses are red
The sun is yellow
Come over here
And kiss my ass, fellow
That is all.
I admit to pirating your poetry for my own gain. And he wasn’t even a prostitute.
So why the name ana is that someone from your past/ present or something this sparked my interest because I know an ana
Nah, just a random name.
Also, guys, hover your mouse over the comic. It’s amazing, I swear.
Roses are red
Cupid has a freaking bow
I’ve never laughed
that many times in a row
no, wait, shit, I should have said fucking. It’d be more appropriate with the theme of the comic. Sorry, gonna restate that.
Ahem~
Roses are red
Cupid has a fucking bow
I’ve never laughed
that many times in a row
It seems I’m more of a beautiful fuck up.
Roses are red
Moo goes the cow
Hey look – aliens
Ayy lmao
Only works if you pronounce LMAO as “lahmow” and nobody would be that depraved.
What, do you pronounce every letter? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
I mean if you’re going to say an acronym out loud you might as well do it in a way that doesn’t take a billion years.
I pronounce it “Le Mayo” which is French for mayonnaise.
Well I know what I’m writing to MY Valentine now 😉
Lol those poems are great 😀