Vote incentive this week is a picture of Aiden as a toddler. I did a bunch of sketches for Patreon of Aiden and Kaia at various ages, and I really liked that one of him, so I cleaned it up and added some color. He definitely had that “be nice to me, I’m adorable!” smile down from a very young age.
As for the “Jizz” spell, I don’t think that would actually work in practice (you’d have to concentrate and make the correct hand motion, right?), but I found it fun to imagine. You KNOW that if creating dumbass spells named after your enemies were a thing, the Weasley twins would be all over it.